"How perfect it was that her mother, completely oblivious to what this engagement was doing to Andromeda, would offer something so seemingly kind and sweet to the enemy."
The following story is of four scenes between Ron and Hermione that happened within the context of Deathly Hallows when Harry was home, sleeping, burying Dobby, and reveling in his triumph.
In his dreams, Ron Weasley married a stunningly gorgeous woman. She'd be tall, blond, a D-cup, thin as a stick, and with a sexual appetite that rivaled that of a seventeen-year-old boy. She be named Brooke, or Jennifer, or simply Sex-Machine.